Monthly Archives: April 2009

Top 10 best death scenes… ever

Classic movies are quoted daily, by people all over the world. Considering how mentally maladjusted myself and most of my friends are, we tend to quote from death scenes, or at least from movies that involve lots of killing. To celebrate our twisted idea of entertainment, here is my list of the top 10 coolest deaths and murders in movies.

1. The axe-murder of Paul Allen in American Psycho

“Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard!”

2. Private Pyle’s murder/suicide from Full Metal Jacket

“I am. In a world. Of shit.”

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Nobody appreciates quality these days

m95Sitting in my favorite chair, drinking a beer and listening to The Band’s Music from Big Pink on vinyl. Life couldn’t get any better than this (…maybe). It’s during times like these that I get to thinking about how rarely people sit back, relax, and enjoy the finer things in life. More specifically, people seem to have forgotten how to enjoy music correctly.

I’m sick of the stupid people all over the world today, running around with their 120 gig iPods that contain 2 gigs of [Insert shitty modern artist/group] and a ripped version of The Chronicles of Narnia. People don’t seem to care that they are listening to sub-standard music that is nowhere near how the artist intended for it to be heard. I honestly don’t give a shit if you’re listening to Jonas Brothers or fucking Taylor Swift or some other shitty music, that’s your choice I guess. What I care about is the quality of the music itself.

I praise all that is music, therefore it kills me to hear good music degraded by crappy sound quality. I collect vinyl records for this specific purpose. I can already hear everyone whining about how it’s crackly and outdated. SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you take care of vinyl, it sounds more pristine than any CD or MP3 ever will. (And it’s so much more fulfilling than downloading an artist’s entire discography from The Pirate Bay)

The fact is, vinyl is the closest thing to listening to the master tapes of an album in the studio. It’s analog, so it is continuous sound and not staggered samples of the original song (i.e. mp3 or wav files, see graph below). The smaller the file, the less samples per-second, leading to degraded sound quality and a more “empty” sound. This push for more music in a smaller space is causing the music to lose its dynamic and the subtle nuances that are only audible on the original LPs. Vinyl actually goes beyond the boundaries of human hearing, so what you can’t hear you can feel. (Check here for a good and simple explanation about the whole sound quality thing)

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It doesn’t take a whole lot of money to begin collecting vinyl and experiencing the beauty of music the way it is supposed to be heard. People think you need to be a millionaire to be an audiophile, but that is because of B.S. like this being on the market. In reality, all you need is a quality set-up comprised of vintage equipment, like this and this, that will set you back little more than the cost of an iPod touch.

But I think one of the best parts of collecting vinyl is the album art. There’s nothing cooler than laying down, listening to a record and zoning out staring at the album artwork. Try doing that with your faggy 2″ x 2″ iPod screen Steve Jobs.

I guess I should stop complaining though, cause it looks like people are starting to catch on.


What the fuck is going on!?

cornell_screamSo today I finally got a chance to check out the new Chris Cornell album Scream, and that is exactly what it made me want to do, in horror. My fucking God, what has gotten into the world of music these days? I can only compare it to if Britney Spears took a shit in Seal’s mouth who then gave Moby head, who ejaculated all over a fucking CD. This is what the end result would be.

Is this really the man who fronted such amazing, genre defining bands as Temple of the Dog and Soundgarden? (Leaving Audioslave out, out of respect to RATM). It scares me that people are calling this progressive. This is not fucking progressive. This is one washed up hard rock singer, who clearly couldn’t hack it in the late 2000′s where the genre is dominated by no talent hacks, and a big name hip-hop producer that doesn’t even make his own beats, teaming up to fuck the last bit of life out of the art that used to be called music.

I can only pray that this doesn’t catch on and become the new Limp Bizkit-esque, rap-rock hit of the new millennium. Hopefully, the fact that he only had the stones to smash a piece of shit $300 Epiphone Les Paul on the cover of the album means he isn’t committed to this new direction and he will not only never make anything like it again, but also wipe every existing copy of this album from the face of the earth. Fuck, I need a drink.

Good Cornell:

Bad Cornell:


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